Saturday, we went to London.
Sounds innocent enough, right?
Ok. Here’s the story.
To mazimize the time we could spend in the city without the hassle and monetary output of spending the night, we booked the first bus out of Canterbury and the last bus home. This gave us a solid 13 hours in the city – a long day, but perfect for our energetic selves. I woke up 6 in the morning, got myself fed and dressed, and stepped out into the dark morning. Apperently, although it gets dark at 4:30 PM here, it doesn’t get light until 8 or so. Wonderful.
The morning was actually quite lovely. Although pitch black, the birds were up and singing, and I felt like the only one moving on campus. The minute or so that I stood on the footpath towards campus waiting for the others were beautifully slow and soft.
There were 5 of us going that day: Julie and I from Penn State, Jenn from Georgetown, Andrew from Vermont, and Brittney from South Carolina. Since we were running before the busses into town were, we had to walk. Usually, it takes about 20 minutes to half hour to get into downtown Canterbury, but we were moving slower than usual and ended up sprinting the last half a block. Good thing we did, too – the bus pulled in just as we got there, and pulled out the second everyone climbed on board: 7:30 on the dot. Not a second late.
We all promptly passed out on the way into the city, waking in the Victoria coach station. We walked out and found the first breakfast place we could find – a Starbucks. Of course. I focused harder than usual on memorizing how to get to the coach station from the main road. The last thing I wanted was to end our time in the city by being lost.
The day before, I had gone through online must-see lists and suggested walking paths and circled my top picks on the pop-up map I got from Mom and Dad for Christmas – something used so much that one of the seems is ripping already. Everyone liked my ideas, and so we headed off into London.
Buckingham palace (although we didn’t get to the see the changing of the guards) was our first stop, followed by an impromptu stroll through nearby St. James park. I have never seen so many birds in one place before – all kinds of ducks, geese, pidgeons (that seemed to love attacking my head, by the way. I was dive-bombed numerous times, and have 4 other witnesses to attest. I felt like Natalie). There was a sign that read, “Please do not feed pelicans,” which was particularly funny because we did not see any pelicans until the very end of the park. So, feeding the other birds would have been fine, I guess?
Rounded a corner and there, right in front of us, was Big Ben. It was the same sensation of shock, of “Oh! Well, there that is, then!” that I felt when Jenny and I spotted the Eiffel tower inobtrusively looking over the streets of Paris back during freshman year. We walked up to it, then down towards Trafalgor Square, stopping at the Royal Cavalry Gate and saw the changing of the horse guards – which, I admit, was a little anti-climatic. Although the horses were beautiful =)
Trafalgor Square was nothing much to scream about, although the National Gallery was impressive even from the outside. Museums were the one thing we missed out on this time around, but I’m not concerned. I would rather go back and spend all day at the British museum than rush through just to see the Rosetta stone and sprint back out.
We crossed the Thames on a footbridge, saw a Hummer stretch limo drive by a parked SmartCar, something I laughed about for probably a little too long, walked past the London Eye, a sort of ferris wheel that allows you to see the city from up high. It wasn’t running, unfortunatly. We ate lunch at McDonalds – a very, very bad decision. My stomach was quite angry with me all the way until dinner.
We crossed back over the Thames at Westminster Bridge, wandered around Big Ben, Parliament, and Westminster Abby (although we couldn’t go inside – drat), then found a tube line to the Tower of London. Tickets were 16 pounds (about $30), but I’m glad we spent it. The Tower is actually a huge castle complex, not only a prison and execution block. They had reconstructed large parts of the medieval interior, and although I found the museum part a little lacking (“armor, perhaps French or Flemish, 14th or 15the century”), it was very interesting to be able to walk through most of the towers. I particularly liked the wall grafiti in old prison wards. Chilling.
After the Tower, where we spent about 2 1/2 hours, we got on the tube again to THE Kings Cross station. Now, everyone who knows me or popular literature should be getting pretty excited at this point. We made our way from the underground to the train station, counting down the platform numbers, and found that the transport system had labled Platform 9 3/4 for us – and even put a trolly half way into the wall. We weren’t the only one posing as though we were running to the wall on the way to Hogwarts, but we took the photos and left as quickly as possible to avoid too much touristy embarrasment. Really, this may have been the best part of the day.
Got on the tube again and went to Westminster Uni, where we ate – rather, stuffed ourselves – at a Portugeuse chicken place called Nandos, recommended to us by my PSU friend Mark, currently studying at the Uni there. Sitting down and eating felt better than I could have imagined. We sat for about an hour and half before calling Mark, who met up with us and took us to a local bar, where we hung out and talked until about 10:15.
Our bus left Victoria at 11:45, so we decided it would be best to leave absurdly early, just in case. We bought chocolate bars on a whim, said goodbye to Mark, and headed off.
All day, we had been riding the yellow Circle line around to everywhere we needed to go – it was quite convienent. So we hopped on it again and settled in.
“This is great,” Andrew says happily. “All day in London, and we haven’t gottan lost or anything!”
“I know,” I agreed happily. “We’ve done really well!”
2 stops later, I realized we are on the wrong subway train. We had somehow gottan on the Pink line, which parallels the Yellow for quite a while, and must share a track. The trains are not marked except at the front, so by following the signs for Yello we assumed it was, well, the Yellow. We had only sidetracked by one stop, so it wasn’t that big of a deal – we got off, reversed, and switched platforms to the Yellow.
And waited. And waited. And waited.
Apperently, Saturday nights are prime time for underground construction. It took a solid 15 minutes for our train to arrive, and when it did, it crawled. And I mean crawled. Anxiously, we are all watching the time – we have about 20 minutes. How do you leave an hour early for a 20 minute tube ride and wind up pushing the clock so much? You use under construction public transportation, that’s how.
10 minutes. We’re two stops away. 5 minutes. Victoria.
We literally sprint off of the train. There are two ways out; we burst up the first, but it’s wrong. We blast back down, I almost run over a small child, and finally get on a familiar street. I am thanking every god that I focused so hard on knowing the way. Andrew, Julie, and Jenn vanish – but Brittney, who has had to pee for about an hour now, can’t manage to sprint. I can’t being myself to leave her, so we jog along and pray that the others get to the station in time.
We round the bend by the Starbucks to see Julie standing, confused. With a sinking stomach, I realize they didn’t know the way back.
“Down that street!” I screamed, and she bolts. My phone rings; it’s Jenn, desperatly asking where we are.
This is absurd, I think as I give her directions. This is absolutly out of control.
Finally, I round the last bend to the station, Brittney and Jenn behind me – and see a coach pulled away with “Dover, Canterbury” on the front. My watch says 11:45 on the dot.
“That’s… that’s our bus. Oh God. Yup, yeah, that was ours.”
We storm into the station anyway and beg the attendent to ask the bus to wait. It was all of a block away, but she said she wasn’t allowed. She told us it had one more stop in the city, but when we asked for directions she said that if we didn’t know, we would never find it.
Deflated, we plop down in the metal seats of the station. The next bus isn’t until 7 in the morning. Brittney starts cursing the system, but really, it was an extraordinary bout of bad luck. We can’t be mad at the bus for leaving on time – we knew it did from the morning. We can be upset that the tube was under construction, but there were signs all over about that. We left early enough – or we assumed an hour was early enough.
Lesson learned? Don’t ever – EVER – book the last bus out of London. Or anywhere, for that matter.
So I start mentally preparing myself for a night in the bus station, when a burly security guard comes up to us.
“Station’s closing. You’ll have to leave,” he grunts. We stare open-mouthed.
“Annnd the bottom drops out,” Andrew sighs.
Now, me in a bad situation typically means uncontrolled laughter. This was no different. Brittney is insisting on calling her mother, but really, what could that possibly help? We’re in the city until morning, and don’t have a place to stay, but worse come to worse we splurge on a taxi back to Westminster and hang out in Mark’s dorm all night.
It didn’t come to that. We walked around the general area, looking for a bar or pub or anything open at night – let me tell you, the area around Victoria station closes down at midnight. They won’t let you in the train or bus station unless you have a ticket for something in the next half hour, and the underground shuts down at 12. There are no 24-hour Wal-Marts here, folks.
We buy tea and spend the night in the drop off point out front of the train station. In all honesty, it wasn’t that bad — a little cold, but we were surrounded by other travelers, security guards, taxi drivers, etc, plus we had eachother and a vendor selling pastries, coffee, and tea all night. The sidewalk was cold, but it was never cold to the point of feeling as though staying outside would be a dangerous thing. Uncomfortable, nothing more.
Around 5 AM, the coach station opened up again. We had to pay another 11 pounds ($22) for a new bus ticket, which left on the dot at 7 AM, getting us home by 8:30. I slept from 9 until 2:30 – and of course, Sunday was the first really sunny day I have seen here. Of course.
All in all, the day was a winner. The night wasn’t ideal, but it wasn’t that bad. When you’re traveling cheaply, things are bound to go wrong. You roll with it, stay safe and fed, and you’ll come out no worse for wear and with a really great story and a very long blog entry. Sense of humor is key, I have learned. And warm apple toffee pastries don’t hurt, either.